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Join the gang – Jonly, K-Dizzle, Calvereena, Earf, and Jeffers – as they stumble into a giant, creepy mansion that definitely screams “y’all shouldn’t be here”. As with most things in the Nonly-Verse, this isn’t your typical haunted house story. The moment they step inside, they’re thrust into a chaotic whirlwind of zombie rats, spooky shadow figures, talking plants, demonic children and sexy succubusses (to Calvereena’s delight).
Just when you think you know what’s happening, the comic pulls the rug out from under you with its self-aware humor. The little jerks keep commenting on the script, they discuss genre tropes, and they openly question how they haven’t been “cancelled yet”. You haven’t been canceled cause you can’t cancel something with no oversight! Yay self publishing!
Navigating bizarre rooms like a “wizard’s sex dungeon” (all good mansions should have one), they’ll face challenges ranging from possession to evil clones. See Jeffers try to talk to ghosts with a Ouija board while making his terrible jokes, watch Jonly scream his way through danger, and marvel as Earf and K-Dizzle just try to keep it all together.
And then there’s Calvereena. Whose primary motivation might just be his bucket list desire to get with a succubus in the horizontal tingly tango. His antics drive much of the plot (lol), featuring running gags about his sexual encounters, wielding a ridiculous “cock-a-sword”, and even having a “battle” with his evil clone that consists purely of them…well you’ll have to just read. We’ll just say it disgusts K-Dizzle.
This issue is a non-stop barrage of crude jokes, meta-commentary, and nonsensical plot twists. They use the incredibly effective “ZOMBIE CURE PUNCH!”, subdue monsters with a musical number, get dragged into confusing labyrinths by Jorge The Zombie Fishermen, and ultimately confront the puppet master behind it all.
If you’re looking for a comic that revels in its own ridiculousness, isn’t afraid of boundary-pushing humor, and openly admits it doesn’t “do a great job on explaining the why”, then buckle up. Jonly Nonly #14 – Haunted Mansion delivers chaotic, self-referential comedy that defies logic and leaves you asking,”What the flippity flagnog did I just read?”
Cover A – Regular by JB Panotes Cover B – Classic by J Horsley III Cover C – Poltergeist homage by Laurent Rivas