I Can Count To Ten Available October 8

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Author: Roman Dirge

HANDS DOWN, THE FUNNIEST BOOK OF THE DECADE!

From the twisted imagination of Roman Dirge, the Michelangelo of the macabre comes this, his latest magnificent masterpiece – I CAN COUNT TO TEN, the first non-children’s book for adults.

ROMAN DIRGE’S UNIQUE BRAND OF HUMOR SPAWNED THE SUBGENRE FOR CUTE GIRL GOTHIC HORROR/HUMOR.

If you loved Roman Dirge’s unique, anarchic and counter-culture cult classic LENORE: THE CUTE LITTLE DEAD GIRL, then get ready for his greatest book yet!

Presented as a child’s primer book for maths, I Can Count to Ten is without doubt the single most completely useless teaching aid for anyone looking for a book to teach them how to count to ten. What starts as the cutest counting book in the history of education, soon descends spectacularly into the single goriest, bloodiest, and funniest non-teaching aid EVER, that somehow manages to shoehorn in a sinister government conspiracy and an alien invasion into a gentle tale of a bunch of loveable numbers introducing themselves in order.

Genius is a word bandied about a lot, but what Roman has done here is nothing less than pure genius, creating a genuinely funny belly-laugh of a book that will have any reader crying with laughter.

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Creepy Archives Vol. 8 Available October 8

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Author: T. Casey Brennan & Don McGregor

Now available in a value-priced paperback edition, Creepy Archives Volume 8 features the best in gruesomely gore-geous tales of horror, fantasy, and science fiction from a capable cadre of celebrated storytellers including Tom Sutton, Steve Skeates, Wally Wood, T. Casey Brennan, Ernie Colón, and many more.

Also featured is a foreword by longtime Creepy scribe Nicola Cuti and a story starring none other than Uncle Creepy himself! Take a break from the mausoleum, hang up your mourning coat, and bury yourself in Creepy Archives!

Collects Creepy issues 37–41.

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Conan The Barbarian : Omnibus Vol.1 Available October 8

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Author: Roy Thomas

For fans of Conan old and new, and a perfect way to discover the adventures of the famous Cimmerian, this is the definitive collection of Marvel’s classic 1970s Conan the Barbarian.

Born on a battlefield in the frozen lands of Cimmeria, Conan fights his way through the untamed kingdoms of the Hyborian Age, sparing no man, woman or wizard his wrath. His adventures will become legend and he will become king. Writer Roy Thomas and artist Barry Windsor-Smith brought Robert E. Howard’s iconic creation to four-color life with work that set new standards for comic book storytelling. This oversized Omnibus begins an historic series of collections of the original 1970 Conan the Barbarian comic book series with each issue painstakingly restored to match the majesty of the original editions. In these early exploits, a young Conan ventures from his homeland for the first time, honing his skills as a thief, mercenary, pirate and above all, warrior!

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HNO’s Big Fat Friday Review: August 30, 2024

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Here’s a review of this week’s comic and movie releases and premieres!

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#AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead (2024) Available October 8

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A group of college friends rent an Airbnb for the biggest music festival of the year. A weekend of partying quickly takes a turn, as the group is murdered one by one, in correspondence with the seven deadly sins.

STARRING: Jade Pettyjohn, JoJo Siwa, Jennifer Ens

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Killer Pizza : The Search for More Cheese Available October 5

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Author: Steven Laflamme

A couple run from a serial killer and don’t realize they’re in a horror movie until they do. It’s Halloween meets Scary Movie.

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Rosemary’s Baby (1968) (Collector’s Edition) (Import) Available October 4

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A young couple trying for a baby moves into an aging, ornate apartment building on Central Park West, where they find themselves surrounded by peculiar neighbors.

STARRING: Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes, Ruth Gordon

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Pet Sematary (1989) (35th Anniversary Collector’s Edition) (Import) Available October 4

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After tragedy strikes, a grieving father discovers an ancient burial ground behind his home with the power to raise the dead.

STARRING: Dale Midkiff, Denise Crosby, Fred Gwynne

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The Drifter | HORROR MOVIE | FULL FREE SUSPENSE THRILLER FIILM | TERROR FILMS

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A tortured soul prowls the night, constantly on the edge of losing control. When he stops in a small town, it is just the catalyst to set him off.

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The Deviant #8 Available October 2

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Author: James Tynion IV

The police are sure that Michael is guilty. Derek is convinced that he’s not. And if Derek is right, that means the killer responsible for the grisly murders is still on the loose…and is very, very unhappy that Derek is getting closer to unraveling the truth.

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The Principles of Necromancy Vol. 1 Available October 1

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Author: Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing

Behold the glorious and gut-wrenching work of DOCTOR JAKOB EYES, the world’s first necromancer!

In a dark fantasy world of medicine and madness, a sadistic and terrible medical doctor wanders a brutalist, monster-filled landscape where biology and medicine are the only form of “magic”. His goal: to overcome death itself. DOCTOR JAKOB EYES is a mad master of his craft – and god help the man or king who stands in his way!

To see Jakob Eyes – or truly any Doctor – is to know fear, even if you are injured – for a Doctor is mercurial and can act in ways mere humans cannot understand. They are the mad scientists of this horrifying kingdom… and this story is about the one that even other Doctors learn to fear. A man who seeks to make death irrelevant and looks upon his calling with a kind of mad glee. A man who can rebuild people like they were machines… and combine them just as quickly. Doctor Eyes won’t just fix a person… he will make them magnificent!

The Eisner Award nominated writing duo of Collin Kelly and Jackson Lanzing (Guardians of the Galaxy, Outsiders, Star Trek) return to creator-owned comics for the first time since 2016 with this macabre series brought to life by the evocatively horrific art of Eamon Winkle!

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Sleep – Official Trailer | Lee Sun-kyun, Jung Yu-mi | Directed by Jason Yu

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Sleep follows newlyweds Hyun-su (LEE Sun-kyun, Parasite) and Soo-jin (JUNG Yu-mi), whose domestic bliss is disrupted when Hyun-su begins speaking in his sleep, ominously stating, “Someone’s inside.” From that night on, whenever he falls asleep, Hyun-su transforms into someone else, with no recollection of what happened the night before. Overwhelmed with anxiety that he may hurt himself or their young family, Soo-jin can barely sleep because of this irrational fear. Despite treatment, Hyun-su’s sleepwalking only intensifies, and Soo-jin begins to feel that her unborn child may be in danger. A new thriller from director Jason Yu, who worked with Korean legends Bong Joon-ho and Lee Chang-dong before making his debut film, Sleep world-premiered in Cannes’ Critics’ Week.

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Amber Alert (2024) Official Trailer – Hayden Panettiere, Tyler James Williams

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An ordinary rideshare becomes a high-stakes game of cat and mouse when Jaq (Hayden Panettiere) and Shane (Tyler James Williams) receive an alert of a child abduction on their phones. Quickly realizing they are behind a car that matches the description of the kidnapper’s, Jaq and Shane desperately race against time to save the child’s life.

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Violent Flowers #1 Available September 25

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Author: Maria Llovet

MINISERIES PREMIERE

“Vengeance blooms in their veins.”

MARIA LLOVET (CRAVE, Luna, Porcelain) returns with VIOLENT FLOWERS, a sensual tale about vengeance and acceptance, and the importance of embracing who we really are. An ancient clan of vampires reunites after centuries. The Sentinel, a vampire who watches over all supernatural creatures, has been murdered. His erratic sister, Carnelia, will stop at nothing to get revenge, even when she’s charged with a mortal to take care of. In a world where the cult of youth and beauty rules, Carnelia has remained old and wrinkled for ages, abstaining from her vampire urges. But her addiction to blood may prove her resolution is not as firm as it seems.

DON’T MISS the BEGINNING of this thrilling tale!!

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Friday, August 30, 2024: Out Come the Wolves Premieres Today on VOD

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At a cabin deep in the wilderness, a weekend of hunting turns to mayhem and a fight for survival when a pack of wolves attack a man, his female best friend and her fiance.

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Friday, August 30, 2024: AfrAId Premieres Today in Theaters

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The Curtis’ family is selected to test a new home device: a digital assistant called AIA. AIA learns the family’s behaviors and begins to anticipate their needs. And she can make sure nothing – and no one – gets in her family’s way.

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Dance in the Vampire Bund : Age of Scarlet Order Vol. 12 Available September 24

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Author: Nozomu Tamaki

CLASH OF THE TITANS

In order to stop the Dowager Empress’s plot to destroy the Bund, Princess Minmei has transformed into her avatar form to confront her mother in direct battle. As the two dragons duel it out for supremacy in the skies, Mina and Akira confront the Dowager from within and bring to light the final piece of the long history of the manipulative Clan Li. Meanwhile, a new disaster is looming–300,000 vampires are trapped within the Bund’s Cradle, and it’s starting to flood!

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Esme My Love | HD HORROR THRILLER MOVIE | FULL FREE SUSPENSE FILM | TERROR FILMS

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How far would you go to prevent someone you love from suffering? Inspired by true events and rooted in a family’s history and lore, “Esme, My Love” explores the relationship between mother and daughter — a suspenseful meditation on love, loss, family, and magic.

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Torso | Clip – Hide and seek | 4K

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A sex maniac is prowling the streets of Perugia, targeting picturesque university town’s female students. Alarmed at plummeting life expectancy of the student body, Jane (Suzy Kendall, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage) and her three friends elope to a secluded country villa – only to discover that, far from having left the terror behind, they’ve brought it with them!

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Lord of Wolves | Official Trailer

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When his housemate dies under mysterious circumstances, Nic Cross inherits a mysterious pyramid-shaped contraption left at the scene, unwittingly summoning a cult of wolf-people who dwell in the dark underbelly of London.

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Apartment 7A | Official Trailer | Paramount+

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An ambitious young dancer Terry Gionoffrio (Julia Garner, Ozark) dreams of fame and fortune in New York City, but after suffering a devastating injury, an older, wealthy couple (Dianne Wiest, I Care a Lot, and Kevin McNally, Pirates of the Caribbean film series) welcomes her into their home in the luxury apartment building the Bramford. When fellow resident and influential Broadway producer (Jim Sturgess, Across the Universe) offers her another chance at fame, it seems that all her dreams are finally coming true. However, after an evening she can’t fully remember, disturbing circumstances soon have her second-guessing the sacrifices she’s willing to make for her career as she realizes that something evil is living not only in Apartment 7A, but in the Bramford itself. Additional supporting cast includes Marli Siu (Everything I Know About Love), Andrew Buchan (All the Money in the World), Rosy McEwen (Blue Jean) and Kobna Holdbrook-Smith (Wonka).

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The Graveyard Club : Revenge Game (Kindle) Available September 18

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Author: R.L. Stine

Graves End is as sleepy a town as they come… especially being surrounded by cemeteries, and the local kids could think of nowhere else they’d rather wreak harmless havoc. But being surrounded by graveyards comes with the pervasive reminder that… there are more dead than there are living.

This town is an endlessly eerie place with no shortage of strange and dangerous happenings, and when high schooler Parker West pulls what seems like a harmless prank, he may be putting his friends in more danger than he can imagine…

Legendary author R.L. Stine (Goosebumps, Fear Street, Stuff of Nightmares) and rising star artist Carola Borelli (Spider-Woman, The Deadliest Bouquet) launch a coming-of-age horror series, a Breakfast Club in a graveyard filled with frights both nostalgic and new, for fans of Locke & Key and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina!

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Wonderland : Return to Madness #3 Available September 11

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Author: Alec Worley

Caught in the crossfire between Queen Myriad and the Grand Hatter, Violet Liddle must control the madness growing within her as she tries to rescue Bonnie Givens, a young girl whose innocence holds the key to the future of Wonderland—and of Violet, herself! But does she even want to be saved?

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